The Continuing Stories of Minion A
Kendall:  Okay, so the date with Veronika is tomorrow.   Remember, she's a grown up, so if it's going badly, just graciously end it.  Please don't get bored and then go all weird on her.

A: What do you mean?  When have I ever done that?

Date Partner 1: So, do you have any kids?

A: Yeah, probably.

A to Date Partner 2:  You should know I was a blackout drunk most of my twenties, and there's a good possibility that at one point I was married to that waitress who keeps giving us the stinkeye. She seems like my type.

Kendall: And those are just the examples off the top of my head.

A:  Why yes, I see what you mean.
June 24th, 2009

I may or may not get a little weird when feeling both trapped and bored.  But nothing will ever outweird the girl who showed up to our second date wearing the same clothes from the first date, and when pressed, admitted she’d been writing a paper for a grad school over the previous three days and hadn’t showered/changed yet.