The Continuing Stories of Minion A
Kendall: So how's life with Veronika?

A: Well, the first few dates went well, but I don't know.  She seems weirdly infatuated with guns and irony.  It's a bit unnerving. She even insisted that we go to a shooting range for our third date.

Kendall: Oh god. Did you insist on wearing a white dinner jacket and speaking with a British accent?

A: Yes, but only because she was already wearing a cocktail dress and speaking like an eastender.
July 5th, 2009

Sometimes it’s fun just to be around people who really bring out the weird in you. I am one of the most obviously weird people I know, yet also one of the most self-restraining. I hope to someday reconcile those two parts, since it’s not like the self-restraint really hides anything. It’s a bit like being soaking wet and openly denying your enjoyment of water.