The Continuing Stories of Minion A
Kendall: I don’t get the deal with these vampire books.  What’s the human obsession with brooding immortals?  I rather admire the idea that if you totally muck it up, you only have to deal with it for a century or so.

A: I know what you mean.  I don’t look forward to another seven hundred years of dealing with that sunvabitch Jebediah from the comptroller’s office.  Silicone lubricants aren’t a medical expense my ass.
July 8th, 2009

I think it’s amusing that many hotels mask movie rental names on hotel bills to so that traveling workers won’t have to explain it on the expense report. As though it’s not obvious that a $24.99 movie rental probably isn’t Ben Hur.