The Continuing Stories of Minion A
Kendall: Good Lord...what's going on with your face?

A: What, I can't grow a beard?

Kendall: From the looks of it, no.

A: With Veronika gone on tour for the next two months, I thought I'd spend the alone time expanding my horizons and figuring out who I really want to be. It's time I took all my disparate parts and made a cohesive whole.

Kendall:  I don't think 'masturbating hobo' is an iteration in the right direction.
November 27th, 2009