The Continuing Stories of Minion A
Veronika:  I still can't believe you flew north to see me on tour.  Where's your jacket?

Kendall: Don't even get me started.  It was in my checked bag, which of course got lost.  Meanwhile, apparently cold weather makes me really need to pee, but also makes my junk burrow as far north as it can seeking heat, and my hands to cold for me to touch myself.

Let's just say I'm expecting a poisoned mint from room service.
December 31st, 2009

I always wondered why guys have such a hard time hitting a urinal.   The male urethra is pretty much point-and-shoot.   Then I realized most guys are probably too think around the middle to actually see their junk.   Which also means I’m now doing more core exercises.