The Continuing Stories of Minion A
Kendall: Man, that was embarrassing.  I mean, it’s one thing for that kid to beat you that bad at bowling, but the trash talk was just...to be honest, I was pretty 
impressed with the depth of his vulgarity.

A: Well, joke’s on him. I don’t even have 
the proper orifices for him to do half
the things he suggested.
January 11th, 2010

I was made aware of just how poorly I bowl this weekend.  But the guy in the lane next two us was what I’d imagine Danny Trejo would look like if he’d made it to the suburbs instead of the California penitentiary system, so that was worth while.